Our Father which art in Tokyo,
Ricoh be thy name,
Thy kingdom come,
Thy will be done in the US, as it is in Japan.
Give us this day our pulverized toner.
And forgive us for our lack of prospecting,
as we forgive our slave drivers, I mean sales managers for their whippings,
And lead us not into whoreishness,
but deliver us from our competitors:
For thine is the C900,
and the tight registration, and the true rated speed,
forever and ever or at least to the midpoint in the lease. Amen
Pirate Mike
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